Lose Job, Get Ham Sandwich
April 14, 2008Here’s how it works:
Get laid off. Husband, concerned about financial situation, decides to start taking lunch to work.
Husband makes delicious ham sandwich with quality brand cold cuts and swiss cheese and the good mustard we bought at the Honey Baked Ham store. (Sweet yet tangy.)
Unaccustomed to taking lunch to work, husband forgets and leaves sandwich on kitchen counter. Every day.
I score delicious ham sandwich for lunch! Booya!
Husband forgets lunch due to floating around in an uplifted state perhaps?
Once the blood sugar plummets, he will be back, and you will be floating on the uplifting ham sandwich cloud.
Hmmm - you may have to use your sandwich cloud powers to dive down and drag him onto the couch.
Hopefully, a small piece of sandwich will fly out of your throat during your dive and the Hungry Universe will catch it.
And another perfect day will have ended. Sad to have a perfect day end, but there are SO MANY MORE to come!
I do not know about you two, but we over here are simply dizzy with excitement.
Somehow i missed the point. Probably lost in translation
Anyway … nice blog to visit.
cheers, Conch.